Elapsed time from Montgomery BART to Ashby BART, then Ikea, then loading up a Jeep Cherokee that really wasn't designed for four 6.5-foot-long boxes, then across the Bay Bridge, then unloading the bookshelves into my apartment, then back across the Bay Bridge to Oakland -- almost exactly two hours. I didn't think to check the elapsed time through the store, but thanks to grepmaster's mad route-planning skillz, we made it through the maze with nary a wrong turn or detour. And we even picked up Swedish Fish.
Thanks again to miss_education for the loan of her car and the good company today. My living room and I are in your debt.