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Thanks to IRC, I am going to hell

<Tonus> http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/10/11/REISER.TMP
-chump:#infoanarchy- http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/10/11/REISER.TMP already chumped today
<Tonus> doh
<rabbi> we've all had our turn with reiser's dead wife today, tonus.
<rabbi> erm/
<rabbi> that's not quite how i meant it.
<coderman> no worries. nothing is as tasteless as http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/archive/so-i-married-a-kernel-programmer

...and the rest of you are going with me, because you laughed too.

edit: fucking angle-brackets. my hell will be full of angle-brackets

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grepmaster
Oct. 11th, 2006 07:53 pm (UTC)
# # Posted by Russell Nelson on Oct 9th, 2006 at 4:14 am

Hey John, I have a suggestion for your next strip: suggest that the foster parents taking care of the Reiser’s kids are MOLESTING THEM. Won’t that be simply hilarious? Oh, you brits and your sense of humor. Brilliant!

You haven’t just jumped the shark; you’ve tied it up and are butt-fucking it.

Now there's some great imagery.
grepmaster
Oct. 12th, 2006 02:08 pm (UTC)
And a big WTF...
According to filings in Alameda County Superior Court, a notice of settlement was filed on Hans Reiser's behalf Wednesday to resolve a lawsuit filed against him by Sean Sturgeon on Dec. 30, 2004, seeking $131,552 in damages.

The terms of the settlement weren't disclosed.

Sturgeon claimed that Reiser and his company, Namesys, Inc., which he ran out of his home, failed to pay back a loan.

In a response to the lawsuit that was filed on Feb. 15, 2005, Reiser, acting as his own attorney, said "under no theory of liability is defendant Reiser liable personally for repayment."

Reiser alleged that Sturgeon "had been having a secret affair with defendant's wife, Nina Reiser, at the time of the loan."

Reiser said Sturgeon "continues this illicit affair even during divorce proceedings currently in action" and that Sturgeon "even apparently is, in defiance of a court order, residing with defendant's wife and children."

Reiser also alleged, "It is well known and was well known to plaintiff (Sturgeon) that the majority of the allegedly loaned funds were spent exclusively by Nina Reiser."

Reiser said the fact that Sturgeon didn't name Nina Reiser as a defendant and named him as an individual "is clear evidence of his malicious intent to destroy defendant's marriage and leave the defendant to clean up the wreckage and pay the debts."

In a cross-complaint that Reiser filed against Sturgeon on Sept. 8, 2005, Reiser said Sturgeon acted as his financial agent from 1999 through 2002 and had access to and control over deposits, withdrawals and funds at the Patelco Credit Union.

Reiser said Sturgeon "worked with my wife Nina Reiser and eventually drugged her with ecstasy and seduced her."

Reiser alleged, "He then engaged in Bondage, Domination, Sadism and Masochism techniques and continued to redrug her repeatedly over time."

He said Sturgeon engaged in those techniques "in an effort to show that he was a better man than I and to convince my wife Nina to conspire with him to steal the Namesys Inc. company assets."

Reiser alleged that, "Sean has threatened to have me beaten up by some of his associates in illegal activities and that he would hurt me, my mother or my children if he did not get what he wanted."

He also accused Sturgeon of engaging in extortion by threatening to make calls to the Internal Revenue Service to report him and his mother.

In addition, Reiser alleged that Sturgeon wrote into a contract that Reiser must participate in "Death Yoga," which he said has the purpose of "slowing down one's heart to the point of death."

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