(SCENE: the couch. SASHA, the cat, is asleep across my forearms while I code.)

(maradydd frees an arm from under the cat and pops open a can of Red Bull.)
RED BULL CAN: *crrrack*
SASHA: Mrap!
(SASHA wakes up and starts nosing at the can, with intent.)
maradydd: Sasha. You're a cat. Cats don't need caffeine.
SASHA, attempting to bite the bottom of the can: Ack mrack.
maradydd: No. You don't get Red Bull because you don't have opposable thumbs to open the can with.
SASHA: Hrrrf. *gives up and lies down again*

Man, I feel tired just looking at him.

enochsmiles: Odin and Bounce are getting old. We should get a kitten soon so that Bounce can teach it how to be a sweet kitty.
maradydd: We could do that.
enochsmiles: Where would we look to find a kitten?
maradydd: People give them away on Craigslist a lot.
enochsmiles: *opens a new tab to craigslist* What should I search for? *enters "kittttttttties!" in search pane*
maradydd: *dies*